All pictures, jokes and audio courtesy of Bobby Hurley This is one raw, live take. I went on a joy ride and ended up on a beach in Yarmouth MA. I bought software and spent hours retrieving the exact audio from this day so that you the viewer could authentically share in this day. Sounds of the beach Yeah hopefully you can hear the sound of the wind and everything I just arrived on Yarmouth Beach, I don't know I just got in the car and drove like an hour, went to a dominos, got out It's pretty pretentious I got a script I'm reading in a public beach Actually I just got in the car because I almost got hit with a kite boarder who just dropped his parasail like right next to me but some people really take advantage of offers Theres programs you can try a matress for 90 days and then return them for free if they don't satisfy you some people really go to the extra work to get a new one for free every 90 days you see these morons with matresses on the roof of their car speeding 90 mph down the highway every few months even the simple act of sleeping is no relaxing affair for these bargain hunters You know Im on the beach its really nice I actually live in a town that has a beach but its finished because they lock up the porta pottys of all the things to lock up yeah by far the smartest has gotta to be a system for organized shitting what's the message here? be like the dogs go anywhere Its 4th of July I had to go the porta potty is locked so after cursing in front of families ...