I have decided to use my instrument, the Andean Charango for some of my parodies, including this one about a man who goes broke and makes excuses about how he became coinless. LYRICS: My money's oversized My meals super-sized Assuming I'm completely good A hooker blew me hard I gave my credit card She snatched it from me like she would That's cool, but if my friends ask where my money is, I'll say I bought shirts at Hot Topic Mustang at an auction I got robbed by the Mafia in Boston Help me! Help me! I ain't telling no joke I spent a trip on a cruise line Got myself a Iphone It lied to me about getting a cheap Scion Help me! Help me! I'm all out of lies And reasons why I'm broke I was a businessman For Zumiez and Vanz Enough to fill up my coin purse One day I'm Donald Trump The next I'm Forrest Gump My definition for economic terms That's cool, but if my friends ask where my money is, I'll say I played cards at casinos Beat up Dan Marino Got charged for trying to take his Gran Torino Help me! Help me! I've committed a crime I bought a big Buddha statue Equipment for tennis My check was scribbled by a drug-abusing redhead Help me! Help me! I'm all out of rhymes And reasons why I'm broke I can't keep spending a thousand golden bars I cannot keep going to the same titty bar But I'm a Big Spender That's cool, but if my friends ask where my money is, I'll say That's cool, but if my friends ask where my money is, I'll say I got ripped off at Safeway Paid less on my payday Paid ...