- Welcome everyone, this is The Day in News, the daily e-sports news show broadcasted from New York City, I am chobopeon. Here is your lead story: it has been revealed that major league gaming has scheduled their columbus 2011 event on the same day as the scheduled second coming of our lord and savior jesus christ. this is just another problem mlg has to deal with. after scheduling conflicts with penny arcade expo and Evo 2011 garnered criticism from the community, this conflict with the almighty will probably not do miracles for MLG. in a quick e-mail interview, god wrote "perhaps if sundance had e-mailed me or messaged my blackberry we could have moved dates around but this has been scheduled for sort of a long time. plus i'm busy as fuck, i can't reschedule now. i'm god." moving on. tasteless, the renowned commentator for GSL, held a press conference earlier today and he seemed surprised and shocked the whole time. his entire statement read as follows: "thank you for coming. actually, artosis, you're really smart and handsome." he then nodded his head and left the stage. in response, artosis said on korean national television "tasteless is mostly just very handsome." no word yet on whether this means the end of starcraft as know it. next in the news: white-ra came out with a big announcement yesterday: the famous Ukrainian protoss is going to quit competitive gaming in a bid to become the greatest english language actor the world has ever known. says white-ra, "move ...