WARNING: This video contains flashing images. Sammas and Maxxam: Strictly Guided Police An oversized weiner dog, and a slightly mentally retarded unlabelable rabbit who fight crime, and mostly jabber on about their work to strangers. We start off with Sammas trying to kill Maxxam with a big gun, because they're bored. Soon the phone rings and the Strictly Guided Police for some reason forget what they're doing, and are doing another case... ADVENTURE HO! We soon meet the Soda Fuckers, former child stars of the smash hit with the TV show of the same name. There's Four-Eyed Fucker, who we see vandalize the city with graffiti about how much he goes gay for this guy named Brady Culture. There's Big-Eyed Fucker, who we see pretending to be a licenced frontier psychiatrist with a girl's name. Last, and least, there's Fucker with a Urinary Track Infection. You get the idea. There's Sybil Pandimik: Licenced Frontier Psychiatrist, who's had a million jobs before as a taxidermist, cult president, etc. And then they're Bosco...(yeah, I can't really think of a fancy name for him)...who runs Bosco's Inconvinience...(I can't really think of a fancy name for his workplace either) The case is about Brady Culture and his Eye-Bo video. It's said that whoever watches it gets hypnotized and worshipes Culture. Also, you'll lose 84% of eyeball fat, and grow an eyeball fetish. Main source: Sam and Max, Season 1, Episode 1: Culture Shock Other sources: The Big Bang Theory Audio sources ...