Me, rapping a rap I made up. I know the music is off just a touch, it's because I made it up by myself, and had a little trouble synchronizing it. Hope you enjoy! I put the lyrics in this, because my computer was being dumb, and wouldn't let me have rolling subtitles, and I know it's a little hard to understand just listening: I'm realer than Redi-Whip Cool as absolute zero I've got the swagger of a gangster Like Robert DeNiro The engine of a jet, cos I'm so damn fly Straight-A cos I'm classy if it turns black tie, Keep it cool I mean like a refrigerator Cos I walk into a room, and it turns to incinerator, The surface of the sun, and a sub-machine gun Cos I'm rappin' hot and fast, but I'm fun like a cinnimon bun It's hard to sit still, Even though I'm pretty chill, But I'm not a fish with gills, so I gotta stop to breathe breath And the only time that I got grills is on grilled cheese But I rock and I roll, Like a cop on patrol, And they're checkin' out Gervais while I'm taking a stroll Like an ice cream superdome, fire to styrofoam, Coolest thing you can think of just melted you with a microphone, Whassup Mr. Fox, cos I'm so fantastic, I get all spastic, when I'm kept on elastic I gotta breathe, but my words got me underwater, Don't you see I'm comin' back like Harry Potter? So fly With my wings, dominate a wind tunnel, Cos I'm droppin' through the doors, like it's water through a funnel It's not hard to see the shit when you've got a bull cutter, But you know I don't ...