Hamster Mafia saves UH

After 10 days of fighting, the University of Hawai'i at Mānoa's Hamster Mafia has saved students from a blitzkrieg by feral cats on campus. Using stealth and razor-sharp reflexes, the mafia, composed of over 500 golden and dwarf hamsters, infiltrated the felines' heavily fortified command center, dubbed "The Fur Zone," and disrupted plans to assault Campus Center.