Government Finally Admits There's No Such Thing as 'Racketeering'

After years of confusion and looks that say, "I totally know what that is" a man accused of organized crime finally had the presence of mind to ask a judge, "racketeering? What's that?" No answer was given. Judge Ralters of the 5th district in New York City was stunned to silence today when he read off a list of allegations against Vincent D'amico that included "money laundering, extortion ...