Best Thing I' ve Read In My Life Of The Week

"Simon Cowell's been getting a bit of a rough ride for letting prostitute Chloe Mafia audition for The X Factor. I personally can't see what the problem is, everyone deserves the same chance. After all, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute and Jesus hung out with her, so why shouldn't Simon let a prostitute sing on the show? This is a true testament of the kind of character Simon really is, there's ...